Artist Bio
L: “Oh GOOD, yet another band to add to the infinitely expanding global roster. Who the fuck even cares...?”
T: “Tha’s a ‘elluva pessimistic way ta look at it, mate; but I do get ya meanin’. I’s ‘ard ta get es’cited about ‘jus’ anotha drop in the bucket’, same as the others, innit?”
L: “Uh, fucking duh.”
T: “Right. Well, the way I sees it, is ever’body’s got a story to tell. I’s the perspective wot makes it unique. I’s the HOW, and the WHY that sets one act apart from anotha, yeah? Think about it, mate; when the innernet first started really takin’ off annit was suddenly mad simple for all these bands to get their music out to people, wot ‘appened?”
L: “Man I don’t fucking know, that was ages ago... I just remember there being a ton of new places to find jams, and there seemed to be no end to how many bands came crawling outta the woodwork. There was just so much SHIT to sift through.”
T: “Yep. We got hit wif a relative fuckin’ maelstrom of possibilities; some of ‘em were great, a lot of ‘em, well, not so much.”
L: “Okay so you coming around to a point anytime soon, or...?”
T: “My POINT, ya muggy fuckin’ cunt, izzat those of us who love music, that REALLY love it, not the bandwagon fuckwits, got inundated with choice. Even for the purest of fans, that causes a level of cynicism and apathy that gets REAL ‘ard ta uproot.”
L: “Fair. But are you trying to tell me THIS band is going to be ‘the one’ that gets me all ooey-gooey about music again? That reignites the spark and casts my soul ablaze with inspiration and passion? That makes me take a look at this heavy world with fresh eyes and a renewed perspective, rekindling the fire of my perspicacity and replenishing my weary soul with the discipline and conviction of the power of the arts once more?”
T: “Nah, mate, they prob’ly ain’t; but... wot if they are...? I think that’s worth somethin’ in’an’of itself; at least a listen, yeah?”
L: “...yeah. I guess it is.”
